Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Long-Lasting Performance: Enjoy worry-free warmth with a lifespan of 10,000 to 15,000 hours, ensuring durability and reliability for your chicks' comfort.
Durable Construction: Made with a sturdy porcelain body, this emitter resists cracking and stands the test of time, providing consistent heat without fail.
Efficient Heating: The Ni-Cr-Alloy resistance wire ensures fast and stable heating, with a remarkable thermal efficiency of up to 99.99%, saving energy and keeping costs low.
Safe and Reliable: Operating on AC 90-120V input voltage, this emitter delivers reliable heat while prioritizing safety. However, remember that the surface temperature gets hot during operation, so handle with care.
Even Heat Distribution: The spiral surface design maximizes heat dissipation area, ensuring uniform warmth throughout the brooder for your chicks' comfort.
Safety Precautions: Practice caution and avoid touching the emitter during operation or immediately after turning it off to prevent burns. Allow at least 1 hour for cooling before handling.
Peace of Mind: With the Ceramic Heat Emitter, you can rest assured that your chicks are enjoying cozy warmth without the worry of traditional heat lamp bulbs.