Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Local Egg Dealer Unisex Hoodie

Stay warm and rep your love for fresh eggs in this ultra-soft hoodie! With a cozy fit, front pouch pocket, and stylish design, it’s perfect for layering or lounging.

  • Material: 100% cotton face, 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester.
  • Features: Front pouch pocket, matching drawstrings, and 3-panel hood.
  • Fit Tip: Runs small—order one size up for the best fit.

Made to order for a sustainable touch. Grab yours and rep your egg game in style!

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

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