Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stay cozy and stylish in the I Came, I Pecked Unisex Hoodie—the softest hoodie you'll ever own, combined with a fun, eye-catching design! This hoodie is perfect for chilly evenings, outdoor adventures, or simply relaxing at home.
High-Quality Fabric: Made with a 100% cotton face and a 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend, this hoodie is soft, comfortable, and durable.
Comfy Fit: Featuring a front pouch pocket to keep your hands warm and a 3-panel hood to protect you from the cold, it's both functional and stylish.
Sleek Design: The self-fabric patch on the back and matching flat drawstrings add a modern touch to this classic hoodie style.
Fit Tip: This hoodie runs small, so for the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Made to Order: Just like our other items, this hoodie is crafted as soon as you place an order, reducing waste and promoting sustainable purchasing practices.
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |