Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Cluck You Very Much Unisex Hoodie

Comfort level: emotionally unavailable.
Sarcasm level: printed on your chest.

This super-soft hoodie features a classic front pouch pocket, a warm 3-panel hood, and the iconic Cluck You Very Much message across the front. Whether you’re heading to the coop, the feed store, or just avoiding your neighbors, this hoodie’s got your back—literally.

Heads-up: This hoodie runs small, so go one size up unless you're into tight hugs from fabric and feelings.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

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