Comfort level: emotionally unavailable. Sarcasm level: printed on your chest. The Cluck You Very Much hoodie is ultra-soft fleece with a roomy pouch pocket and a warm 3-panel hood—perfect for the coop, the feed store, or avoiding your neighbors with style.
Warm as cluck: Soft fleece that crushes chilly chores.
Everyday build: Classic pouch pocket + 3-panel hood = instant comfort.
Bold honesty: Iconic graphic that says it so you don’t have to.
Fit: Runs small—size up unless you like a tight hug from fabric and feelings.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron over graphic.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Cozy outside. Chaotic inside. Perfect.”
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |