Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Approved by Clancy. Respected by chickens. Feared by fluff farmers. This ultra-soft hoodie wraps you in warmth while declaring you don’t do shortcuts, gimmicks, or rainbow-egg hype. Cozy fleece inside, a roomy pouch pocket, and an embroidered Clancy Approved badge make it a wearable seal of poultry credibility.
Flock bosses who value function over fluff, preservation-minded keepers, and anyone who works outside all day and still naps in their hoodie by night.
Fabric: 100% cotton face; body 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester fleece
Features: front pouch pocket, 3-panel hood with matching drawstrings, smooth face for clean embroidery
Finish: self-fabric back patch; soft hand; durable everyday layer
Decoration: embroidered “Clancy Approved” front mark
Sourcing: blank product responsibly produced (e.g., Pakistan)
Runs small. For a standard fit, size up one; for a slouchy/over-layered fit, size up two. Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the embroidery.
Made on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—stitched just for you.
Printed/embroidered on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Standards first. Then snacks. Approved.”
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |