Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Clancy Approved Unisex Hoodie

Approved by Clancy. Respected by chickens. Feared by fluff farmers.

This ultra-soft unisex hoodie wraps you in warmth while proudly declaring that you don’t do shortcuts, gimmicks, or rainbow egg hype. With a cozy fleece interior, front pouch pocket, and an embroidered nod from the farm’s toughest critic, this hoodie is a wearable seal of poultry credibility.

Heads-up: Runs small—size up for that perfect “I-work-outside-but-still-sleep-in-this” fit.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

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