Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Get Your Flock Together Unisex Hoodie

Trying your best? Same. Cold while doing it? Also same.

This soft fleece-lined hoodie is perfect for layering up during early chores, late feed runs, or those moments where you're holding it together with nothing but poultry grit and caffeine. With bold front design, a warm 3-panel hood, and a pouch pocket for snacks (or tears), it's your go-to sweatshirt for surviving the flock and pretending like you have a plan.

Heads-up: This one runs small—order a size up unless your goal is compression therapy via hoodie.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

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