The coop is loud. The coffee’s not ready. This hoodie says it all. The “Don’t Talk To Me Before I Crow” fleece-lined hoodie brings warm layers, a roomy pouch pocket, and an adjustable hood—so you can handle cold mornings and unwanted small talk at the same time.
Warm as cluck: Soft fleece lining for dawn feed runs.
Everyday build: Pouch pocket + adjustable hood = instant comfort.
Blunt truth: Bold pre-coffee graphic that manages expectations.
Fit: Runs small—size up if you prefer comfort over compression.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“If you speak before coffee, you better cluck.”
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |