Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Local Egg Dealer Unisex Sweatshirt

Stay warm and rep your flock with this cozy, classic-fit sweatshirt. Soft, durable, and perfect for chilly mornings in the coop or casual days in town.

  • Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
  • Fit: Pre-shrunk with a classic, relaxed feel.
  • Details: Soft air-jet spun yarn, ribbed collar with spandex, and reinforced stitching for durability.

Made to order—keeping you warm while reducing overproduction!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30

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