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You swore you’d stop at six hens. Now it’s twenty-three, two surprise roos, and a coop expansion. Welcome to the club. The Chicken Math Survivor sticker is your bright, durable badge of honor—perfect for bottles, phones, laptops, and the feed bin you promised wouldn’t multiply.
Backyard keepers who “lost count,” market-day adopters of “just one more,” spreadsheet deniers, and anyone whose calculator taps out at “add pullets.”
Size: 3″ × 3″
Material: durable, weather-resistant vinyl with strong adhesive
Print: vibrant full-color art—keeper in egg-math chaos with hens, chicks & a panicked calculator
Use: great for water bottles, laptops, phone cases, notebooks, clipboards, car windows (apply to smooth, clean surfaces)
Clean & dry the surface—no oils, dust, or soap film.
Peel, align, and smooth from one edge to the other.
Press firmly for 10–15 seconds (extra pressure on textured items).
To remove, lift a corner and peel back low & slow; any residue wipes with a little rubbing alcohol.
Hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend print life. Avoid abrasive scrubbers and long soaks. For vehicles, apply above the salt/splash zone when possible.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It
“Today’s math: 6 hens + 1 sale = 12 hens. Calculator agreed to disagree.”
