Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.

Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.

Landrace Learning Education Hub

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

I Pecked Before I Caffeinated 3" x 3" Sticker

Size: 3″×3″

Before coffee? Let’s just say… I pecked. This bold, high-opacity vinyl sticker warns innocent bystanders while upgrading your water bottle, laptop, feeder bucket—whatever needs personality (or a caution label). Durable, weather-resistant, and easy to apply. Proceed with coffee.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Farm-tough vinyl: Weatherproof, fade- and scratch-resistant.

  • Bubble-free app: High-opacity film lays down smooth.

  • Everywhere energy: Bottles, laptops, egg totes, barn fridge.

  • Keeper humor: Instant solidarity from anyone who’s met a Monday hen.

Specs

  • Size: 3" × 3"

  • Material: Durable, high-opacity vinyl

  • Application: Fast, bubble-free (clean surface first)

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Caffeinate first. Peck later.”