We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

I Pecked Before I Caffeinated 3" x 3" Sticker

Before coffee? Let’s just say… I pecked. This bold, high-opacity vinyl sticker warns innocent bystanders while upgrading your water bottle, laptop, feeder bucket—whatever needs personality (or a caution label). Durable, weather-resistant, and easy to apply. Proceed with coffee.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Farm-tough vinyl: Weatherproof, fade- and scratch-resistant.

  • Bubble-free app: High-opacity film lays down smooth.

  • Everywhere energy: Bottles, laptops, egg totes, barn fridge.

  • Keeper humor: Instant solidarity from anyone who’s met a Monday hen.

Specs

  • Size:3" × 3"

  • Material: Durable, high-opacity vinyl

  • Application: Fast, bubble-free (clean surface first)

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Caffeinate first. Peck later.”