We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

I Survived Coop Chaos 3" x 3" Sticker

Proof you’ve been through it and came out laughing. The I Survived Coop Chaos sticker is weatherproof vinyl that shrugs off mud, sun, and coop shenanigans. Slap it on your water bottle, egg basket, truck, or barn fridge and let fellow keepers know you’ve seen things.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Farm-tough: Weatherproof, fade- and scratch-resistant vinyl.

  • Bubble-free: High-opacity film lays down smooth and clean.

  • Bold & bright: Colors that don’t tap out after one summer.

  • Anywhere energy: Gear, crates, coolers—wherever you need the reminder.

Specs

  • Size: 3" × 3"

  • Material: Durable vinyl, high-opacity film (≈ 95 µ density)

  • Application: Fast, bubble-free

  • Note: Clean the surface before applying.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“I survived, I cleaned it up, and now it’s merch.”