Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Proof you’ve been through it and came out laughing. The I Survived Coop Chaos sticker is weatherproof vinyl that shrugs off mud, sun, and coop shenanigans. Slap it on your water bottle, egg basket, truck, or barn fridge and let fellow keepers know you’ve seen things.
Farm-tough: Weatherproof, fade- and scratch-resistant vinyl.
Bubble-free: High-opacity film lays down smooth and clean.
Bold & bright: Colors that don’t tap out after one summer.
Anywhere energy: Gear, crates, coolers—wherever you need the reminder.
Size: 3" × 3"
Material: Durable vinyl, high-opacity film (≈ 95 µ density)
Application: Fast, bubble-free
Note: Clean the surface before applying.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“I survived, I cleaned it up, and now it’s merch.”
