Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Sip in seasonal style. The Winter Sleigh Stainless Steel Tumbler keeps cocoa hot, iced coffee cold, and your hands free of condensation—wrapped in a cheerful winter graphic. Durable, reusable, and cup-holder friendly, it’s your go-to from coop chores to carpool.
Chicken keepers who want holiday vibes with year-round performance in a no-drama, travel-ready cup.
Material: high-grade stainless steel
Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
Size: 3.11″ × 8.42″ (7.9 × 21.4 cm) — fits most cup holders
Includes: secure lid + reusable metal straw
Insulation: vacuum-style construction for hot & cold drinks
Finish: winter sleigh artwork, smooth exterior
Hand-wash only. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Do not freeze. Wash lid & straw regularly for best flow.
Reusable build helps cut single-use waste. Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warm sips. Cold beak. Happy keeper.”
