Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stay sippin’ in style. The Keep It Flockin’ Hot 20 oz Tumbler locks in heat (or chill) with double-walled vacuum insulation and a sleek, glossy finish. From coop checks to carpool, the press-in lid keeps splashes down while you keep moving.
Chicken keepers who want a durable, cup-holder-friendly tumbler that does hot cocoa at dawn and iced coffee at noon—without babying it.
Material: stainless steel, double-walled vacuum insulation
Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
Size: 6.77″ H × 2.83″–3.39″ Ø (17.2 × 7.2–8.6 cm)
Lid: transparent press-in plastic, spill-resistant (not leakproof)
Finish: glossy exterior
Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
Sourcing: blank product components from China
Dishwasher-safe (top rack recommended).
Not microwave safe.
For hot drinks, use caution—lid is splash-resistant, not sealed.
Hand-wash the lid regularly for best performance.
Tapered base fits most standard vehicle cup holders.
Clancy Crowed It
“Hot stays hot. Cold stays cold. Complaints stay minimal.”
