Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Big enough for market hauls, sturdy enough for coop chaos. The Cluck It All Farms Tote Bag is your throw-it-in, carry-it-all sidekick—eggs, groceries, notebooks, or that mystery thing you found in the run.
Keepers who need a reliable everyday tote that shrugs off mess, handles heavy loads, and reps the farm.
Fabric (body): 100% polyester
Size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 L)
Max load: 44 lb (20 kg)
Handles: 100% natural cotton bull denim, dual straps
Length: 26″ (67 cm) • Width: 1″ (2.5 cm)
Handle details can vary by fulfillment location
Components: blank parts sourced from Israel
Open main compartment with plenty of flat bottom space for cartons, books, or a clutch of veggies. Long straps = easy shoulder carry when both hands are chasing hens.
Spot clean or hand wash cold. Hang or lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. Avoid high heat on the printed area.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—made just for you. May ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Hauls heavy. Looks ready.”
