Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Hydrate like a flock boss. This 32 oz stainless steel water bottle pairs vacuum insulation with a wide-mouth foldable straw and a rotating handle so you can sip, carry, and keep moving—coop checks, market runs, workouts, and everything in between. Glossy finish on the outside, no-spill drama on the lid.
Keepers who want a big-capacity, everyday bottle that’s easy to grab with one hand and tough enough for barn life.
Material: double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
Capacity: 32 oz (950 ml)
Dimensions: 9.92″ H × 3.54″ Ø (25.2 × 9 cm)
Lid: foldable straw, plastic cap, rotating carry handle
Grip: anti-slip patch for stability
Finish: glossy
Hand-wash only. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Do not freeze. Keep lid and straw clean for best flow.
Printed on demand just for you to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Water in the bottle, not on your boots.”
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| 32 oz | 3 ½ | 9 ⅞ | 10 ¾ | 3 ⅛ |
