Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cranberry chaos meets five minutes of glorious silence. This flock-approved medley brings real grains, tart cranberries, crunchy flax, and black soldier fly larvae together in one colorful, foraging-friendly mix. It’s enrichment your birds will chase, scatter, and squabble over—in the best possible way. No mystery fillers. No sugar bombs. Just behavior-backed boredom relief with nutritional bonus points.
Backyard chicken keepers who want an enrichment-forward treat that looks good in the run, fuels natural behaviors, and doesn’t wreck their birds’ diet. Ideal for bored birds, rainy days, or treat-time bonding.
Weight: 30 oz resealable bag
Ingredients: Barley, oats, dried black soldier fly larvae, dried cranberries, flax
Texture: Mix of soft berries, crunchy bits, and protein pieces
For: Adult chickens, ducks, and other poultry
Not for chicks (wait until fully feathered)
Made by: Happy Hen Treats®
Treat only: Not a feed replacement—keep total treats ≤10% of the daily diet
Ways to serve:
Scatter in the run for enrichment
Offer in a shallow dish or tray
Hand-feed for taming or bonding
When to use: After the daily ration or as a mid-day enrichment snack
Always provide: Fresh, clean water
Rotate with other treat blends (like Banana & Almond) to keep novelty high and pecking order calm. Store sealed in a dry location. Keep it fun—never overdo it.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand items, those will ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“Scatter this. Silence follows. You’re welcome.”
