Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
This isn’t just breakfast—it’s an enrichment event. Happy Hen Morning Medley – Raisin & Pumpkin Seed packs grains, chewy raisins, crunchy pumpkin seeds, and black soldier fly larvae into a peck-worthy mix that brings your flock running. Whether you’re scattering for fun or hand-feeding for selfies, this treat delivers real behavior benefits without filler fluff.
Keepers with high-energy birds (hi, landrace lovers), flocks prone to drama, or anyone who wants bonding time without bribing with junk. A go-to treat for training, foraging, and attention-getting chaos.
Weight: 30 oz resealable bag
Ingredients: Barley, oats, cracked corn, raisins, dried black soldier fly larvae, pumpkin seeds
Texture: Mixed texture—soft raisins, crunchy seeds, protein bites
For: Adult chickens, ducks, and other poultry
Not for chicks (wait until fully feathered)
Made by: Happy Hen Treats®
Treat only: Not a feed replacement—keep total treats ≤10% of the daily diet
Ways to serve:
Scatter to promote natural foraging
Offer in a dish or tray after the main feed
Hand-feed to tame the bold or bribe the shy
Always provide: Fresh, clean water
Ideal for landrace and high-forage breeds who need a little challenge and stimulation. Use in treat rollers or forage trays for extra slow-snack action.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand items, those will ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“Raisins are fruit. That makes this salad. Toss it like you mean it.”
