Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Treat your flock to more than just a snack—give them a reason to get moving.
Happy Hen’s Morning Medley is packed with grains, real raisins, pumpkin seeds, and black soldier fly larvae for a treat that’s as good for their brains as it is for their beaks.
Flock enrichment, not just calories: Scatter on the ground to encourage natural foraging, pecking, and social chaos.
Hand-feed for bonding: Turn your shyest hens into lap chickens—or just bribe Clancy into a selfie.
All-natural, zero filler: Every ingredient is farm-approved and flock-tested—no weird additives, ever.
Perfect for landrace breeds: Our heritage birds need enrichment, too! Keeps them sharp, social, and happy.
Ingredients:
Barley, oats, cracked corn, raisins, dried black soldier fly larvae, pumpkin seeds.
How to use:
Offer as a treat only. Scatter in the run for a morning enrichment boost, serve in a dish, or hand-feed for instant popularity. Not a daily diet. Not for chicks.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Enrichment isn’t just a fancy word. It’s how smart flocks stay busy—and how you keep your chickens from planning a coup.”