Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Banana in the coop? Yup—and it works. This keeper-approved medley blends black soldier fly larvae, real banana flakes, and chopped almonds with hearty grains for a peck party that’s as fun as it is functional. It’s enrichment without chaos and flavor without fillers—because your birds aren’t basic, and their treats shouldn’t be either.
Flock keepers who want a treat that actually does something—reduces boredom, supports peck order peace, and doesn’t look like bottom-of-the-bin bird food. Great for enrichment rotations and food-motivated training.
Weight: 30 oz resealable bag
Ingredients: Barley, oats, dried black soldier fly larvae, banana flakes, almond flakes
Texture: Light mix of soft fruit, crunchy nuts, and protein
For: Adult chickens, ducks, and other poultry
Not for chicks (wait until fully feathered)
Made by: Happy Hen Treats®
Treat only: Not a feed replacement—keep total treats ≤10% of the daily diet
Ways to serve:
Scatter in the run for enrichment
Offer in a shallow dish or tray
Hand-feed to build trust or bond with wary birds
When to use: Mid-day or post-feeding as a behavior reset
Always provide: Fresh, clean water
Use after feed so they don’t fill up on snacks first. Hang onto the resealable pouch for dry, clean storage. Rotate with other treat blends to keep interest high and pecking drama low.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand items, those will ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Banana in the coop? Yup. Welcome to enrichment, not your grandma’s snack tray.”
