Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Happy Hen Mealworm Frenzy Chicken Treat

    The OG flock favorite. Happy Hen Mealworm Frenzy delivers 30 ounces of pure, high-protein poultry pandemonium. Packed with 100% dried mealworms—no fillers, no fuss—this snack fuels feathers, rewards training, and triggers every chicken’s favorite instinct: “see it, peck it, claim it.” Whether you scatter, hand-feed, or load up a dispenser, you’re guaranteed a front-row seat to snack chaos.

    Who It’s For

    Keepers who want a no-junk, no-drama treat that wins over shy pullets, rowdy roosters, and picky princesses. Great for bonding, training, and convincing your flock to come when called (or at least sprint in your direction).

    What’s Included / Specs

    Contents: 100% dried mealworms
    Net Weight: 30 oz resealable bag
    Profile: High protein (50%) + natural fat for energy and feather health
    No fillers, flavors, preservatives, or colorants

    Guaranteed Analysis:

    • Crude Protein: min 50%

    • Crude Fat: min 25%

    • Crude Fiber: max 7%

    • Lysine: min 2.6%

    • Methionine: min 0.9%

    • Calcium: 0.03–0.05%

    • Phosphorus: min 0.6%

    • Salt: 0.48–0.72%

    • Sodium: 0.08–0.11%

    How to Use / What to Expect

    • As a treat: Scatter in bedding or soil to trigger natural foraging

    • For bonding/training: Hand-feed a few pieces at a time to build trust

    • For enrichment: Add to treat dispensers or mix with herbs and scratch

    • Reminder: Keep treats ≤10% of daily ration

    • Fresh water always

    Care & Storage

    Reseal after each use. Store in a cool, dry place. No refrigeration needed. Not for human consumption (even if they smell weirdly snacky).

    Shipping & Timing

    Ships with your farm-supply order. Print-on-demand items may arrive separately.

    Clancy Crowed It
    “They’ll lose their minds. You’ll lose your place in the pecking order.”