Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
The OG flock favorite. Happy Hen Mealworm Frenzy delivers 30 ounces of pure, high-protein poultry pandemonium. Packed with 100% dried mealworms—no fillers, no fuss—this snack fuels feathers, rewards training, and triggers every chicken’s favorite instinct: “see it, peck it, claim it.” Whether you scatter, hand-feed, or load up a dispenser, you’re guaranteed a front-row seat to snack chaos.
Keepers who want a no-junk, no-drama treat that wins over shy pullets, rowdy roosters, and picky princesses. Great for bonding, training, and convincing your flock to come when called (or at least sprint in your direction).
Contents: 100% dried mealworms
Net Weight: 30 oz resealable bag
Profile: High protein (50%) + natural fat for energy and feather health
No fillers, flavors, preservatives, or colorants
Guaranteed Analysis:
Crude Protein: min 50%
Crude Fat: min 25%
Crude Fiber: max 7%
Lysine: min 2.6%
Methionine: min 0.9%
Calcium: 0.03–0.05%
Phosphorus: min 0.6%
Salt: 0.48–0.72%
Sodium: 0.08–0.11%
As a treat: Scatter in bedding or soil to trigger natural foraging
For bonding/training: Hand-feed a few pieces at a time to build trust
For enrichment: Add to treat dispensers or mix with herbs and scratch
Reminder: Keep treats ≤10% of daily ration
Fresh water always
Reseal after each use. Store in a cool, dry place. No refrigeration needed. Not for human consumption (even if they smell weirdly snacky).
Ships with your farm-supply order. Print-on-demand items may arrive separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“They’ll lose their minds. You’ll lose your place in the pecking order.”
