Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Feathers fly and beaks go wild—Grub Frenzy brings the chaos (in the best way). This 30 oz bag is packed with 100% dried black soldier fly larvae (BSFL), a naturally high-protein, calcium-rich treat your flock will chase like it’s going out of style. No fillers. No additives. Just clean, crunchy grubs that turn snack time into a full-on flock fest.
Backyard keepers who want a premium, single-ingredient treat that supports feather growth, eggshell strength, and daily enrichment. Great for moulting flocks, bonding with birds, or bribing your way back into pecking-order favor.
Contents: Dried black soldier fly larvae
Net Weight: 30 oz
Guaranteed Analysis:
Crude Protein (min): 30%
Lysine (min): 1.8%
Methionine (min): 0.5%
Crude Fat (min): 33%
Crude Fiber (max): 8%
Calcium (min–max): 0.85%–1.35%
Phosphorus (min): 0.4%
Salt (min–max): 0.1%–0.5%
Sodium (min–max): 0.05%–0.15%
Bag: Resealable for freshness
Storage: Cool, dry place; no refrigeration needed
Scatter to promote foraging and natural movement
Hand-feed for recall, taming, or high-value bonding
Mix into foraging trays or serve in a clean dish
Treats = ≤10% of daily diet
Not for chicks unless crushed; always provide grit and fresh water
Store in a dry, pest-proof location. Reseal between uses for best freshness.
Ships with your CluckKit™ or supply order. (Print-on-demand apparel ships separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“It’s like tossing popcorn into a room full of toddlers. Feathered ones.”
