Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Your chickens love the chase—so give them a treat that fuels the fun and their feathers. Happy Hen Grasshoppers are 100% all-natural dried insects packed with protein (51%!) to support growth, molting, and daily hustle. Use them to train, tame, or just spoil your most dramatic hen. No fillers, no fluff—just crunchy, craveable bugs.
Flock keepers who want a pure protein treat that supports feather quality, rewards behavior, and gives birds a satisfying foraging target. Great for taming young birds or bribing the flock’s top divas.
Size: 4 oz resealable pouch
Ingredients: Dried grasshoppers
Format: Whole, dried insects
Texture: Light and crunchy
Use for: Chickens, ducks, turkeys, quail, or other insect-loving poultry
Guaranteed Analysis:
Crude Protein: 51% (min)
Lysine: 2.4% (min)
Methionine: 0.6% (min)
Crude Fat: 10.8% (min)
Crude Fiber: 12.3% (max)
Moisture: 10% (max)
Calcium: 0.1% (min) – 0.2% (max)
Phosphorus: 0.5% (min)
Sodium: 0.1% (min) – 0.3% (max)
Scatter: Toss onto clean bedding or soil to promote natural pecking
Dish feed: Place in a shallow bowl as a high-value treat
Hand-feed: Use for bonding, training, or taming shy birds
Feeding note: Not a complete feed. Keep total treats ≤10% of daily ration. Not for chicks. Always provide fresh water.
Use during molt for extra feather fuel or as a post-handling reward to reset flock dynamics. Mix with forage blends or use in a treat roller for added enrichment. Store cool and dry.
Ships with your farm-supply order. Print-on-demand items will arrive separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“They’ll chase these like they caught 'em themselves.”
