Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
This isn't just a snack—it's a full-blown bug buffet. Happy Hen Bug Bonanza blends four crave-worthy insects into one protein-rich party: black soldier fly larvae, mealworms, darkling beetles, and gammarus shrimp. Your flock will sprint for it, squabble over it, and strut around like royalty afterward. And yes, it's as nutritious as it is dramatic.
Keepers who want a protein-packed treat that fuels feathers, rewards training, and gets birds foraging like they mean it. Great for flocks in molt, free-range incentive, or coaxing camera-shy hens into selfies.
Size: 30 oz resealable pouch
Format: Mixed dried insects
Ingredients: Dried black soldier fly larvae, mealworms, darkling beetles, gammarus shrimp
For: Chickens, ducks, quail, turkeys, and other insect-loving poultry
Guaranteed Analysis:
Crude Protein: 42% (min)
Lysine: 2% (min)
Methionine: 0.5% (min)
Crude Fat: 16.8% (min)
Crude Fiber: 13.5% (max)
Moisture: 12% (max)
Calcium: 1.25% (min) – 1.75% (max)
Phosphorus: 0.75% (min)
Salt: 0.3% (min) – 0.7% (max)
Sodium: 0.1% (min) – 0.4% (max)
Scatter: Toss into clean bedding or pasture to promote scratching and foraging
Dish feed: Offer in a shallow dish for easy cleanup
Hand-feed: Ideal for bonding or taming wary birds
Feeding note: Treat only. Keep total treats ≤10% of daily ration. Not for chicks. Always offer fresh water.
Use during molting season for added feather fuel or as a distraction treat during coop cleanouts. Mix with salad herbs or forage blends for sensory enrichment. Store cool and dry.
Ships with your farm-supply order. Print-on-demand items may arrive separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“Shrimp, bugs, and bragging rights? Now that’s a breakfast of champions.”
