Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Good water starts with a clean container. This 24" L-shaped cleaning brush reaches into buckets, founts, corners, and under lips your sponge can’t touch—so you can knock down biofilm and bacteria before they mess with your flock.
L-shaped head: Gets into tight angles, seams, and around nipple ports.
Deep clean reach: Long handle makes quick work of tall buckets and double-wall founts.
Tough-but-safe bristles: Polypropylene bristles scrub without gouging plastic or metal.
Dishwasher safe: Sanitize between cleanings—hello, low-effort biosecurity.
Multi-use: Perfect for poultry waterers and feeders.
Overall length: 24"
Bristles: Polypropylene
Care: Dishwasher safe (top rack preferred)
Rinse container → add warm soapy water → scrub seams, corners, and under rims with the L-head → rinse well.
For winter buckets and summer algae, finish with a mild white-vinegar rinse, then air-dry.
Clean at least 2–3x/week (daily in heat) to keep biofilm in check.
Clancy Crowed It
“Clean waterers. Quiet coop. Coincidence? Nope.”
