Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Keep small scrapes small. Bye-Bye, Boo-Boos is a soothing spray for minor wounds, cuts, scrapes, and abrasions on poultry. A gentle blend of lavender, tea tree, and vitamin E supports calm, clean skin while you handle the real work—clean housing, steady nutrition, and watchful eyes. No stingy theatrics, no sticky goop—just a simple spritz as part of your routine.
Backyard keepers building a sensible first-aid kit, brooder managers dealing with the occasional peck mark, and flock tenders who prefer quick, calm care over drama.
Water, Organic Lavender Oil, Organic Hemicellulose Extract, Organic Tea Tree Oil, Vitamin E (supplement), Potassium Sorbate, Xanthan Gum.
Clean first. Gently remove dirt/debris from the affected area.
Spray liberally to wet the skin/feathers at the site.
Repeat 2–3× daily until the skin looks calm and intact.
Keep birds in a clean, dry environment while healing.
This is a topical aid for minor issues—for deep wounds, heavy bleeding, extensive pecking, eye/mouth/vent injuries, or birds acting unwell, consult a veterinarian.
External use on poultry only. Avoid eyes, nares/beak, and vent.
Discontinue if irritation occurs.
No egg withdrawal when used as directed around the coop.
Essential oils are potent—do not ingest; keep out of reach of children and pets.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand items in the same cart ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“You can’t out-spray a dirty coop. Clean first; then spritz.”