Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
There are two kinds of mornings: quiet ones—and the kind where the rooster crowed at 4:47 a.m. and something dug up your flower bed. This mug is for the second kind. The Bawk Bawk, Bitch colored mug serves caffeine with attitude, featuring a bold graphic and a color handle, rim, and interior that pops on the counter. It’s dishwasher- and microwave-safe, so you can reheat between coop checks and toss it in the washer when the day’s done.
Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), market-day warriors, chaos-taming parents, and anyone who wants a funny chicken mug that says what their face already did.
Design: bold “Bawk Bawk, Bitch” print
Accents: color handle, rim, and interior
Care & use: dishwasher- and microwave-safe
Size options: select from the dropdown (capacity listed there)
Dishwasher safe; for longest life of color and print, top rack is best. Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Add coffee. Reduce witnesses.”