Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Some mornings require caffeine. Others require a warning label. This mug gives you both. The Bawk Bawk, Bitch Travel Mug brings 25 ounces (≈740 ml) of don’t-talk-to-me energy in durable stainless steel, with a spill-proof lid, cupholder-friendly base, and a comfy handle that plays nice with gloved hands. Commuting to work, hustling to the feed store, or chasing a rogue Shetland hen—it travels like the boss you are.
Early-route delivery drivers with a coop agenda, feed-store philosophers, sideline coaches at the 4-H poultry barn, and anyone who likes their coffee strong, their lines short, and their message unmistakable.
Material: stainless steel body
Capacity: 25 oz (≈740 ml)
Lid: spill-proof for on-the-move sipping
Build: handle for a solid grip; cupholder-friendly base
Finish: durable print with bold “Bawk Bawk, Bitch” graphic
Snap the lid fully closed between sips; open the drink port before sipping hot liquids.
Keep upright in bags and vehicles for best spill protection.
Pre-warm or pre-chill with water for a few minutes to help drinks hold temp longer.
Hand wash only. Do not microwave. Avoid abrasive scrubbers on the printed area.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“If your mug says what you’re thinking, you can save your voice for rooster negotiations.”