Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Fully sanitized incubator (model of your choice)
Quick-start guide
Prepaid return shipping label
Optional: Add the Sirio Humidity Pump for Borotto models
Choose Your Model
Pick the incubator that fits your goals and flock size.
We Ship or You Pick Up
Every rental is sanitized, tested, and packed for safe delivery. Local pickup available in NW Ohio.
Incubate & Hatch
You’ve got 21 days—just enough for a full hatch cycle.
Pack & Return Easily
Clean the incubator using our checklist, pack it back up, slap on the included return label, and drop it at USPS.
Deposit Refund
Once we receive the unit back clean and functional, your deposit is refunded.
Model | Egg Capacity | Best For | Rental Fee | Security Deposit |
---|---|---|---|---|
Nurture Right 360 | 22–24 eggs | First-time hatchers | $45 | $100 |
Borotto Lumia 8 | 8 eggs | Classrooms, small homes | $40 | $100 |
Borotto Lumia 16 | 16 eggs | Backyard beginners | $50 | $100 |
Borotto Real 24 | 24 eggs | Intermediate hatchers | $60 | $150 |
Borotto Real 49 | 49 eggs | Breeders, large hatches | $75 | $200 |
Need help choosing? Just ask—we’re happy to help you pick the right model.
Perfect for keeping your humidity levels on autopilot. Works only with Borotto models.
Rental Fee: $15
Security Deposit: $75
Includes: sanitized pump, tubing, bottle adapter, setup guide
Return with your incubator—same process, same prepaid label.
Clean it using our guide
Pack it up in original (or similar) packaging
Use the included prepaid return label
Get your deposit back once everything checks out
Affordable access to top-rated incubators
Clean, safe, and ready-to-use
Local pickup or fast shipping
Clear terms, no hidden fees
And most importantly? We care about your hatch success
Hatch like a pro—without having to own like one.
— Approved by Clancy 🐓