Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cold chores, hot opinions. The My Clancy Approved Flockin’ Chore Hat is a cuffed beanie with Clancy’s no-fluff stamp up front—built to keep your ears warm while you wrangle waterers, toss scratch, and ignore unsolicited advice.
Backyard keepers who want a cozy, form-fitting beanie that works hard, looks sharp, and passes the rooster’s standards.
Fabric: 60% cotton / 40% acrylic (breathable, soft, and warm)
Fit: cuffed, form-fitting, one size fits most
Decoration: embroidered “Clancy Approved” graphic
Snug out of the bag (that’s on purpose). The cuff lets you fine-tune ear coverage; cotton/acrylic blend keeps shape without itch.
Hand wash cold, mild detergent
Reshape and lay flat to dry (brim/cuff facing up; avoid stretching)
Do not bleach; do not tumble dry; do not iron embroidery
Embroidered on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warm ears. Clear head. Better decisions.”
