We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

My Clancy Approved Flockin' Chore Hat Cuffed Beanie

Cold chores, hot opinions. The My Clancy Approved Flockin’ Chore Hat is a cuffed beanie with Clancy’s no-fluff stamp up front—built to keep your ears warm while you wrangle waterers, toss scratch, and ignore unsolicited advice.

Who It’s For

Backyard keepers who want a cozy, form-fitting beanie that works hard, looks sharp, and passes the rooster’s standards.

Specs

  • Fabric: 60% cotton / 40% acrylic (breathable, soft, and warm)

  • Fit: cuffed, form-fitting, one size fits most

  • Decoration: embroidered “Clancy Approved” graphic

Fit & Wear Notes

Snug out of the bag (that’s on purpose). The cuff lets you fine-tune ear coverage; cotton/acrylic blend keeps shape without itch.

Care

  • Hand wash cold, mild detergent

  • Reshape and lay flat to dry (brim/cuff facing up; avoid stretching)

  • Do not bleach; do not tumble dry; do not iron embroidery

Eco Note

Embroidered on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.

Clancy Crowed It
“Warm ears. Clear head. Better decisions.”