Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Hats

Bad hair day? Chicken keeper chic? Just avoiding eye contact at the feed store?

We’ve got you covered—literally.

🪶 Bucket, Dad, Knit & Beyond: A whole coop-full of lids for every mood, season, and sass level.

🐓 Feathered & Functional: Keeps the sun out, the sarcasm in, and your head warm when the coop’s colder than your coffee.

These aren’t just hats. They’re humble crowns for the kind of people who read hatch logs for fun.

Clancy Says: “Finally. Something you can wear that’s actually useful.”