Roadside cooler? Retro fridge? Say it with a hat. The Local Egg Dealer bucket is breathable, moisture-wicking, and reversible—one side for slinging dozens, the other for repping chicken life in style. Comes in three sizes so your glorious dome gets a perfect fit.
Two looks, one hat: Fully reversible for market days or off-duty cluck.
Coop-proof comfort: Breathable, moisture-wicking, linen-feel fabric.
Shade that stays: Classic bucket brim for chores and market lines.
Sized for humans: Three sizes = no squeezing, no sailing.
Vibe check: “Local Egg Dealer” message that reads from 20 paces.
Farmer’s markets & sneaky parking-lot egg drops
Coop chores and flock diplomacy
Folks who love chickens (and irony)
Fabric: Lightweight, breathable, linen-feel, moisture-wicking
Fit: Three sizes; unisex
Care: Spot clean or hand wash cold; air dry; no bleach/iron on print
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“If they can read your hat, they can buy your eggs.”