Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Give your gear a thermostat without wiring. The Thermo Cube® is a plug-in, temperature-controlled outlet that automatically turns power on or off based on outdoor air temperature. Pair it with any 120V, up-to-15A heater, fan, or de-icer and stop babysitting cords (and burning watts) all winter.
Set-and-forget: Thermostat inside the cube cycles power only when temps require, saving energy and hassle.
Drop-in simple: Plugs into any standard outlet—no programming, no Wi-Fi, no drama.
All-season useful: Run heaters/de-icers when it’s cold; flip to vent/fans models for warm swings (model-dependent).
Coop, barn, homestead friendly: Perfect for stock tank de-icers, pond de-icers, unheated rooms, pump houses, greenhouses, boats & RVs.
Cold-start models (automotive/engine heaters): activate in the 0°F–20°F range (see variant for exact on/off points).
Home & farm model (common choice): activates around 35°F for freeze protection on de-icers and small space heaters.
Select your preferred temperature range in the options. On/Off thresholds are printed on the product/packaging.
Electrical: 120 VAC, 15A max (standard household circuit)
Use with: Resistive loads like stock-tank/pond de-icers, small space heaters, and fans (within amperage limits)
Setup: Plug Thermo Cube® → wall outlet, then device → Thermo Cube®. That’s it.
Choose the right model for your climate (0°–20°F for deep freezes; ~35°F for general farm freeze protection).
Plug in the Thermo Cube®, then plug your device into it.
Position sensors smartly: Place the cube where ambient air reflects real conditions—not buried in bedding or direct sun.
Test once: Confirm your device turns on/off near the stated temps.
Do not exceed 15A. Check your device’s amperage/wattage.
Use outdoor-rated cords/devices if placing in damp areas. Keep connections dry and off the ground.
For poultry keepers: don’t rely on heat lamps for thawing or near flammables. Pair the Thermo Cube® with purpose-built de-icers or safe heaters only.
Not a substitute for proper ventilation and freeze-safe plumbing.
Stock tanks & buckets: Run de-icers only when temps drop—no more constant draw.
Pump/well houses & sheds: Kick a small heater on at freeze stage.
Greenhouses: Trigger circulation fans or heater automatically.
RV/boat storage: Keep batteries/compartments within safe ranges.
Clancy Crowed It
“Heat when it’s cold, off when it’s not. Like a brain for your plug.”