Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Good water starts with a clean container. This 24" L-shaped cleaning brush reaches into buckets, founts, corners, and under lips your sponge can’t touch—so you can knock down biofilm and bacteria before they mess with your flock.
L-shaped head: Gets into tight angles, seams, and around nipple ports.
Deep clean reach: Long handle makes quick work of tall buckets and double-wall founts.
Tough-but-safe bristles: Polypropylene bristles scrub without gouging plastic or metal.
Dishwasher safe: Sanitize between cleanings—hello, low-effort biosecurity.
Multi-use: Perfect for poultry waterers and feeders.
Overall length: 24"
Bristles: Polypropylene
Care: Dishwasher safe (top rack preferred)
Rinse container → add warm soapy water → scrub seams, corners, and under rims with the L-head → rinse well.
For winter buckets and summer algae, finish with a mild white-vinegar rinse, then air-dry.
Clean at least 2–3x/week (daily in heat) to keep biofilm in check.
Clancy Crowed It
“Clean waterers. Quiet coop. Coincidence? Nope.”