Don't Talk To Me Before I Crow Unisex T-Shirt

Before the rooster crows, before your coffee, before civilization—don’t talk to me. This ultra-soft, classic-fit tee delivers keeper-level honesty with a bold front print you can wear to the coop, feed store, or anywhere small talk tries you before sunrise.

Why You’ll Love It

• Ultra-soft feel: All-day comfort for chores or coffee runs.

• Classic unisex fit: Easy, true-to-size silhouette.

• Bold graphic: Says what your pre-caffeine face is thinking.

• Everyday tough: Crew neck, side-seamed, made for real life.

Fit & Care

• Fit: Classic unisex; size up for roomier, down for fitted

• Neck: Crew

• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; do not iron decoration

• Note: Fabric content may vary by color (heathers often include poly)

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If you speak before coffee, you better cluck.”

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