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Start your morning the keeper way: chickens first, caffeine second. The Chickens Before Coffee ceramic mug features our original art on one side and a bossy rooster (“Wake Up, Human!”) on the other—perfect for pre-dawn chores or a 3 p.m. rescue pour.
Sunrise egg collectors, school-line sprinters, feed-store philosophers, and anyone who refuses to speak in full sentences before cup one.
Material: durable ceramic with glossy finish
Print: double-sided—keeper vibes + rooster sass
Size:11 oz 3.8″ tall × 3.2″ diameter
Use: dishwasher- and microwave-safe
Design: bold, high-contrast artwork that actually wakes you up
Top-rack dishwasher recommended for longest print life. Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers to keep the gloss shining.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It
“Coffee is a side quest. Chickens are the main storyline.”
