Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Think of it like a granola bar for your birds—but with bugs instead of chocolate chips.
This compressed square combines seeds and mealworms in a suet-style block designed to give your flock something satisfying to peck at. Hang it, cage it, or toss it in the run to promote foraging and reduce coop squabbles.
It’s not fancy. It’s functional. And your chickens will demolish it either way.
Clancy’s Take: “If your hens are bored enough to start drama, give ‘em this instead of another lecture.
🐔 Suet-style square packed with seeds and mealworms
🧠 Designed for pecking enrichment and foraging activity
❄️ Winter boredom buster and great for confined coops
🧺 Fits suet cages or lays flat for easy access
📦 One compressed square, approx. 6 oz
Ingredients: Black Oil Sunflower Seeds, Sunflower Kernels, Safflower Seeds, Dried Mealworms, Gelatin
Guaranteed Anaylsis:Crude Protein (min) - 15%, Lysine (min) - 0.7%, Methionine (min) - 0.3%, Crude Fat (min) - 32%, Crude Fiber (max) - 4%, Moisture (max) - 7%, Calcium - 0.09-0.18%, Phosphorus (min) - 0.4%, Salt - 0.11-0.18%, Sodium - 0.03-0.6%