Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Big feelings in a small coop? FlockLeader Relax delivers calm in a bag with a blend of soothing herbs, nutrient-dense bugs, and gut-friendly fibers that slow snack time and settle social chaos. Whether you’re merging flocks or just tired of feather-flying drama, this functional treat helps smooth the pecking order.
New flock integrations, high-stress coops, post-free-range lockdowns, weather mood swings, or any setup where “coop has opinions.”
Bug-based calm: USA-sourced black soldier fly larvae keep birds pecking productively—not each other.
Herbal helpers: Lavender + chamomile encourage mellow flock vibes and reduce reactive behavior.
Antioxidant power: Beets and purple corn offer natural antioxidants and tryptophan to support mood regulation.
Forage longer, fuss less: Prebiotic oat fiber promotes gut health and slows treat time for enrichment that lasts.
Functional Standouts:
Black soldier fly larvae (USA)
Lavender + chamomile
Beets + purple corn (tryptophan)
Prebiotic oat fiber
Packaging: 100% curbside-recyclable box and bag
Net Weight: 3.5 lb (1.59 kg)
Daily treat: 1–2 Tbsp per bird
Meal mixer: ¼ cup per 1 lb of feed; toss to coat evenly
Safe for all adult poultry species
Keep treats ≤10% of daily ration
Provide fresh water at all times
Store sealed in a cool, dry place. Use before best-by date. Not a feed replacement—support tool only.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand items ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Less drama. More dinner. That’s peace in a bag.”
