Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Molting mess or year-round glow? FlockLeader Shine packs functional nutrition into a daily treat that feeds feathers from the inside out. With prebiotics for gut health, clean protein for growth, and omega-rich seeds for that glossy, weatherproof finish, this is way more than just a snack—it’s a feather upgrade.
Birds in the thick of molt, backyard flocks facing seasonal stress, or any keeper who wants their hens to look like they’ve got a glam squad.
Gut-first glow: Prebiotic caromic supports microbiome health so birds absorb nutrients better.
Feather fuel: USA-sourced black soldier fly larvae = high-quality, digestible protein.
Gloss + guard: Omega-3-rich flax helps condition skin and protect growing feathers.
Structure support: Targeted amino acids and minerals help build tight feather shafts and reduce breakage.
Standout Ingredients:
Prebiotic caromic
Black soldier fly larvae (USA-sourced)
Ground flax seed
Amino acids and feather-targeted minerals
Packaging: 100% curbside-recyclable box and bag
Net Weight: 3.5 lb (1.59 kg)
Daily treat: 1–2 Tbsp per bird
Meal mixer: ¼ cup per 1 lb of feed; toss to coat evenly
Safe for all adult poultry species
Keep total treats ≤10% of daily ration
Provide fresh water at all times
Store sealed in a cool, dry place. Use within shelf-life for maximum effectiveness. Not a replacement for a balanced feed.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand gear ships separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Feathers don’t fix themselves. Feed the glow and get out of the way.”
