Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Turn snack time into flock enrichment. This rolling feeder toy keeps chickens busy and out of trouble by slow-releasing treats as it moves. Built-in blocker rods meter the flow so treats last longer—less waste, less drama. Ideal for coop-bound days or anytime your birds need mental stimulation.
Flock keepers with winter boredom, bossy birds, curious pullets, or chicks that need a safe, smart way to stay entertained.
Size: 5.75″ × 2.25″ × 2.25″ (14.5 × 5.7 × 5.7 cm)
Material: Food-safe, non-toxic plastic
Color: Green
Included: 1 × Chicken Treat Roller
Features:
Smooth-rolling design encourages natural foraging
Internal rods slow down treat release
Wide-mouth opening for easy fill and clean
Built to withstand daily pecking and chasing
Fill: Unscrew the cap and load with dry treats like black soldier fly larvae, mealworms, cracked corn, or scratch. No wet or sticky foods.
Place: Set on flat ground in the run or coop—ideally where birds have room to chase it.
Monitor: For fair play, use 1 roller per 4–6 birds or refill often.
Treat Rule: Total treats should stay at ≤10% of the daily ration.
Rinse thoroughly after use. Wash with mild soap if needed. Air-dry before refilling. Avoid bleach or high heat.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those will ship separately.)
“Make ’em work for snacks. Busy beaks are polite beaks.”
