Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Your feed’s doing fine. Your eggs? Could be glowing. FlockLeader Enhance adds targeted nutrients to help your hens lay stronger, richer eggs with every clutch. Think golden yolks, fortified shells, and a nutrition profile that outshines your neighbor’s "farm fresh" label. Bonus: your birds love pecking at it.
Backyard layer keepers chasing better yolks, stronger shells, and brag-worthy cartons—without overhauling their feed.
Shell strength: BSFL (USA) deliver calcium levels ~50× higher than mealworms
Golden yolks: Marigold and carrot (vitamin A) bring that deep “farmstand” orange
Omega-3 bump: Flax seed boosts yolk nutrition and fat profile
Egg weight & metabolism: Enzymes, amino acids, and minerals help birds better absorb what they eat—and put it into the egg
Small-flock ready: Designed for real-world layer setups, not industrial farms
Functional Standouts:
Black soldier fly larvae (high-calcium, USA-sourced)
Marigold & carrot (vitamin A)
Flax seed (Omega-3)
Nutrient-boosting enzymes
Essential amino acids & minerals
Packaging: 100% curbside-recyclable box and bag
Net Weight: 3.5 lb (1.59 kg)
Daily treat: 1–2 Tbsp per bird (after regular feed)
Meal mixer: ¼ cup per 1 lb of feed; toss to coat
Use consistently during laying periods for visible results
Safe for all adult poultry species
Keep treats ≤10% of total diet
Always offer fresh water and free-choice calcium (like oyster shell)
Store sealed in a cool, dry place. Best used within shelf-life. This is a supplement, not a complete ration.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (Print-on-demand gear ships separately.)
Clancy Crowed It:
“Yolk goals aren’t a dream. They’re a scoop away.”
