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$95.00 USD 
$64.25 USD 
It’s not just a shirt—it’s a warning. The Don’t Talk to Me Until I Crow tee is lightweight, soft, and pre-shrunk with a relaxed women’s fit you can actually move in. Perfect for dawn chores, coffee runs, and delaying opinions until caffeine.
Buttery-soft: Lightweight cotton blend that feels broken-in.
Relaxed fit: Easy silhouette—great solo or layered.
Pre-shrunk: Wash, wear, repeat without weird surprises.
Blunt truth: Graphic that sets expectations before sunrise.
Fit: Women’s relaxed
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“If you speak before coffee, you better cluck.”
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
