We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Do Not Disturb: Sorting the Pecking Order Women’s Tee

When coop politics erupt, send a memo. The Do Not Disturb: Sorting the Pecking Order tee pairs Cluck It All’s original art—wild-eyed hens, caffeine, and one cranky rooster—with a relaxed women’s fit that’s soft enough for errands and tough enough for chores.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Buttery-soft feel: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (see heather blends below).

  • Made for real life: 4.2 oz/yd², pre-shrunk, crew neck, side-seamed.

  • Keeper-approved fit: Relaxed silhouette that layers like a champ.

Fabric Details

  • Solids: 100% combed & ring-spun cotton

  • Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% poly

  • Other Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% poly

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If the hens are negotiating, I’m not.”

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾