Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
For the chicken keeper who’s barely holding it together—but still shows up for chores—this sticker delivers solidarity in snark form. Slap Cluck It All & Carry On on your laptop, water bottle, egg cooler, or feed bin and let the vinyl do the pep talk.
Sleep-deprived flock bosses, feed-store comedians, and anyone who keeps going (and collecting) anyway.
Material: durable adhesive vinyl
Film: high-opacity so backgrounds don’t show through
Backer: bubble-free for smooth application
Use: laptops, bottles, notebooks, clipboards, egg coolers
Sizes: choose from the product dropdown
Clean & dry the surface (no oils or soap film).
Peel, align, and smooth from one edge to the other.
Press firmly for 10–15 seconds for best adhesion.
To remove: lift a corner and peel low & slow; wipe residue with a bit of rubbing alcohol.
Hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend print life. Avoid abrasives and harsh cleaners.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste.
This item is print-on-demand and ships separately from CluckKit™ supplies and farm gear.
Clancy Crowed It
“Chaos managed. Sticker applied. Next chicken.”