Bawk Bawk, Bitch Sticker

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a clucking personality test. Printed on durable, bubble-free vinyl, the Bawk Bawk, Bitch sticker sticks where it matters: laptops, water bottles, notebooks, coop clipboards—or right over someone’s bad chicken advice. Rep your flock, warn the feed-store cashier, and get the message across without saying a word.

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), market regulars with a sense of humor, and anyone who wants a funny chicken sticker that survives real life.

What’s Included / Specs

• Material: durable adhesive vinyl

• Film: high-opacity for crisp color and full coverage

• Application: bubble-free on clean, smooth surfaces

• Use: perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, toolboxes, coop gear

• Size options: choose from the product dropdown (dimensions listed there)

• Finish & care: scuff-resistant; hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend life

How to Use / What to Expect

1. Clean & dry the surface—no oils, dust, or soap film.

2. Peel, align, and smooth from one edge to the other to avoid bubbles.

3. Press firmly for 10–15 seconds, especially on textured items.

4. To remove, lift a corner and peel back low and slow; any residue wipes off with a little rubbing alcohol.

Eco-Conscious Production

Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—small footprint, big cluck.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“Stickers stick better than advice. Clean it first—oil and dust are the real flight risks.”