Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Because chicken chaos doesn’t organize itself. The Cluckin’ To-Do List Spiral Notebook keeps egg counts, chore lists, and “did I lock the coop?” brain pings in one tough, pretty package. 140 dotted pages, a soft-touch cover, and wire-o binding that actually lays flat—barn-bag durable, counter worthy.
Keepers who think in lists, sketch in margins, and want one notebook that survives chores and still looks good in the kitchen.
Soft-touch cover: Feels nice, wipes clean after coop duty.
140 dotted pages: Flexible for lists, sketches, and tracking.
Lays flat: Wire-o binding stays open while your hands are full.
Throw-and-go size: Fits purse, hoodie pocket, or the feed bin nook.
Size: 5.5" × 8.5"
Pages: 140, dotted
Binding: Wire-o, lay-flat
Cover: Soft-touch coated
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Write it down or forget it when the rooster yells. Your move.”
