Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Shell Yeah Kit™ – Clean Eggs & Stronger Shells, No Guesswork

Some kits are for show. This one’s for shells. The Shell Yeah Kit™ is built for keepers who want clean eggs, a tougher daily haul, and nutrition that supports shell quality—without MacGyvering a setup out of paper towels and regrets.

Who It’s For

  • First-time layers and flocks coming off seasonal stress

  • Keepers battling dirty eggs from wet runs or mucky nest boxes

  • Anyone seeing the occasional thin shell who wants an easy, label-led routine

What’s Inside

  • Egg Cleansing Wipes — Fast, food-contact–safe wipes that spot-clean without funky odors or residue. Way better than that “it’s fine” sponge.

  • Wire Egg Basket — Ventilated, durable, and deeply satisfying for daily collection. Lets eggs air-dry after a wipe.

  • Aspen Egg Boost (top-dress supplement) — Omegas + Vitamin D3, Vitamin E, and probiotics to support nutrient absorption, overall health, and shell quality in layers. (No added calcium—pair with free-choice oyster shell for best results.)

How to Use

1) Collect like a pro

  • Keep nest boxes dry and bedded; collect 2–3× daily.

  • Use the wire basket so eggs don’t sweat in a closed container.

2) Clean smart (preserve the bloom when you can)

  • Dry clean first (brush/flaking).

  • If an egg truly needs washing, use a wipe or warm water warmer than the egg; dry immediately.

  • Refrigerate washed eggs; unwashed can be room temp per your local rules.

3) Feed for shell support

  • Top-dress feed with Aspen Egg Boost per label during problem periods (start light).

  • Offer free-choice oyster shell (sold separately) so hens can self-regulate calcium.

  • Keep clean water available at all times.

Keeper Notes & Safety

  • This kit supports shell quality; it’s not a complete feed and doesn’t supply calcium by itself.

  • Thin shells can stem from low calcium, low D3, heat stress, parasites, or age. Address housing and diet too.

  • Consistency beats heroics—small, daily steps > occasional overhauls.

What to Expect

  • Week 1: Cleaner collection, fewer smears with quick wipes; routine steadies.

  • Weeks 2–4: With good diet + oyster shell, you’ll often see firmer shells and fewer hairline cracks.

Eco-Conscious Production

Reusable basket; right-sized consumables. Any printed inserts are made to order to cut waste.

Shipping & Timing

This CluckKit™ ships with farm supplies. Print-on-demand merch in the same cart ships separately.

Clancy Crowed It
“Clean nests, smart wipes, real nutrition. Add oyster shell and call it a day.

Customer Reviews

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Taylor Nehring
Basket is to love

The wipes are great. It’s easier for the young kids to help clean the eggs. Basket is beyond adorable. My daughter loves it and now fights her brother to help get eggs.