Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Some kits are for show. This one’s for shells. The Shell Yeah Kit™ is built for keepers who want clean eggs, a tougher daily haul, and nutrition that supports shell quality—without MacGyvering a setup out of paper towels and regrets.
First-time layers and flocks coming off seasonal stress
Keepers battling dirty eggs from wet runs or mucky nest boxes
Anyone seeing the occasional thin shell who wants an easy, label-led routine
Egg Cleansing Wipes — Fast, food-contact–safe wipes that spot-clean without funky odors or residue. Way better than that “it’s fine” sponge.
Wire Egg Basket — Ventilated, durable, and deeply satisfying for daily collection. Lets eggs air-dry after a wipe.
Aspen Egg Boost (top-dress supplement) — Omegas + Vitamin D3, Vitamin E, and probiotics to support nutrient absorption, overall health, and shell quality in layers. (No added calcium—pair with free-choice oyster shell for best results.)
1) Collect like a pro
Keep nest boxes dry and bedded; collect 2–3× daily.
Use the wire basket so eggs don’t sweat in a closed container.
2) Clean smart (preserve the bloom when you can)
Dry clean first (brush/flaking).
If an egg truly needs washing, use a wipe or warm water warmer than the egg; dry immediately.
Refrigerate washed eggs; unwashed can be room temp per your local rules.
3) Feed for shell support
Top-dress feed with Aspen Egg Boost per label during problem periods (start light).
Offer free-choice oyster shell (sold separately) so hens can self-regulate calcium.
Keep clean water available at all times.
This kit supports shell quality; it’s not a complete feed and doesn’t supply calcium by itself.
Thin shells can stem from low calcium, low D3, heat stress, parasites, or age. Address housing and diet too.
Consistency beats heroics—small, daily steps > occasional overhauls.
Week 1: Cleaner collection, fewer smears with quick wipes; routine steadies.
Weeks 2–4: With good diet + oyster shell, you’ll often see firmer shells and fewer hairline cracks.
Reusable basket; right-sized consumables. Any printed inserts are made to order to cut waste.
This CluckKit™ ships with farm supplies. Print-on-demand merch in the same cart ships separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“Clean nests, smart wipes, real nutrition. Add oyster shell and call it a day.”
The wipes are great. It’s easier for the young kids to help clean the eggs. Basket is beyond adorable. My daughter loves it and now fights her brother to help get eggs.