Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
When disaster clucks, will you be ready? The OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ is a seriously complete, farm-tested, grab-and-go box for the “what the flock?!” moments: bumblefoot soaks, pecking wounds, eye irritation, heat stress, and random coop chaos. No filler. No fluff. Just the tools you wish you had last time.
Backyard keepers, small homesteads, and anyone who’s learned the hard way that real emergencies don’t wait for shipping or store hours.
Wound Care Spray – For fast cleansing of minor cuts, scrapes, and peck sites. Gentle, coop-ready.
Blood Stop Powder – Controls minor bleeding fast. External use only.
Healing Ointment – Soothing barrier for clean, covered healing (non-petroleum feel).
Eye Solution – Gentle rinse for dust, debris, or mild irritation.
Vitamins & Electrolytes – Hydration + recovery support for stress/heat.
Epsom Salt – For warm foot soaks (bumblefoot support, swelling).
2×2 Sterile Gauze Pads (4-pack) – Clean, cover, cushion.
Disposable Nitrile Gloves (2 pairs) – Biosecurity + clean handling.
Bandage Scissors – Curved tips, coop-safe cuts.
Tweezers – Grab splinters, debris, or stuck burrs.
Vet Wrap – Self-adhesive wrap to secure dressings (no feathers yanked).
Cotton Swabs – Precise dabs and ointment placement.
(Contents are keeper-selected; brands may vary with supply, function stays the same.)
Minor Wounds / Peck Sites
Glove up. Trim feathers if needed.
Rinse with Eye Solution or clean water; cleanse with Wound Spray.
Pat dry, dab Healing Ointment, cover with gauze, secure with Vet Wrap (snug, not tight).
Isolate if others are pecking; monitor daily.
Active Bleeding
Direct pressure with gauze.
Apply Blood Stop Powder; hold 30–60 sec.
Cover lightly; keep bird calm and warm.
If bleeding doesn’t slow in a few minutes, call a vet.
Bumblefoot / Swelling Support
Mix warm Epsom soak (about 1 Tbsp per cup of water).
Soak foot 10–15 min; pat dry.
Light ointment, gauze + Vet Wrap “bootie” if needed to keep clean.
Deep infections or advanced cases? Vet time.
Eye Irritation (dust/debris)
Flush with Eye Solution until clear.
Dab outer lids dry with gauze; repeat later if needed.
Cloudiness, pus, or swelling? Vet.
Heat Stress Support
Move to shade/ventilation, offer cool (not icy) water with Vitamins & Electrolytes per label.
Mist legs/underwings lightly; do not dunk the bird.
Lethargy/relapse = vet.
This kit supports first response; it’s not a substitute for a poultry-savvy veterinarian.
Use products as labeled; avoid powders near eyes/nose; external use only.
After washing significant shell-less or thin-shell-related wounds, monitor for laying strain and hydration.
Pain, deep punctures, bone/tendon exposure, prolapse, severe heat stress, or persistent bleeding = urgent vet care.
Keep kit dry, accessible, and labeled; check contents seasonally.
Note lot/expiry dates on consumables; replace as needed.
Toss a headlamp and a few zip-top bags in your kit—future you will say thanks.
Right-sized consumables, reusable tools, minimal packaging. Printed inserts are made to order to reduce waste.
Ships with farm supplies. If your order also includes print-on-demand apparel or mugs, those ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“Don’t panic. Kit up. Fix the chicken.”