Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Your hens are losing feathers, starting fights, and looking like they tangled with a raccoon and lost. Welcome to molt season—when everything is itchy, everyone’s cranky, and nobody’s laying eggs.
The Molt Mode Kit™ is your all-in-one feather recovery system to get your flock through the chaos with fewer pecks, faster healing, and a whole lot more fluff.
Healthy Coat Kickin’ Chicken (8oz)
High-fat, omega-rich supplement with vitamin E + B12 to support feather regrowth, skin health, and shine—without added calcium, so it’s safe for roosters and non-layers too.
FlockLeader SHINE Functional Treats
Packed with Omega-3s and vitamin E to fuel gorgeous feather growth. Molt recovery never tasted this good.
Bug Treat Mix (Products may vary)
A protein-packed snack of mealworms or bug blend—because feathers don’t grow on empty stomachs.
Hen Saddle (1 included, colors vary)
Protects bald backs and vulnerable pinfeathers from pecking, sunburn, and the coop mean girls.
No Pick Spray
Natural deterrent to stop pecking at bald spots before it turns into a full-on feather feud.
Wound Care Clay
Supports healing of scratches, irritation, or over-pecked spots without petroleum or stickiness.
Cluckin’ Preener Brush
Encourages circulation and healthy preening—because grooming beats aggression every time.
Hanging Treat Basket
Keeps fresh produce off the ground and flock boredom under control. Perfect for leafy greens, veggie chunks, and fruit scraps.
“Feathered & Feral” Molt Survival Guide
Straight talk from Clancy with tips on surviving molt season, managing your featherless disasters, and knowing when to intervene.
Top-dress Kickin’ Chicken on feed daily during active molt (2–3 weeks max)
Serve SHINE Treats for feather-building enrichment
Spray No Pick early to deter aggression before it starts
Use Wound Clay on irritated or exposed skin for clean, natural healing
Load the treat basket with veggies or greens to redirect boredom
Apply the hen saddle on any bird with back feather loss (and monitor daily)
Brush daily if tolerated—it soothes itch and improves feather regrowth
Backyard chicken keepers dealing with their first “what the cluck is happening?” molt
Flocks prone to pecking and coop drama during feather loss
Roosters and hens alike (everything in this kit is rooster-safe)
Anyone whose birds currently resemble a flock of angry porcupines