Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Your hens aren’t asking for scented candles—they’re asking for a clean, comfy spot to drop those eggs without drama. The Hen Den Essentials Kit™ is your all-in-one fix for nesting box chaos and egg hunt frustration.
What’s inside the box? Everything your hens need to get down to business—and everything you need to keep it clean, calm, and collected:
🪹 Little Giant Nesting Box – Tough, mountable, and designed for actual chickens—not photo ops
🌿 Our Custom Nesting Herb Blend – Because hens like aromatherapy too
🧼 Manna Pro Egg Cleanser – Keeps the eggs clean and your panic level lower
🐔 Happy Hen Nesting Pads – Cozy + low mess = happy vents, happy you
💊 Durvet Layer Boost w/ Omega-3 – Support stronger shells and yolks that slap
🧺 Wire Egg Basket – Sturdy, classic, and zero risk of “pocket egg” incidents
No filler. No fluff. Just real-deal gear from folks who’ve earned their poop-scraping stripes. If your hens could write reviews, this would get five clucks.