Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
You’ve got buckets. We’ve got the gear. The BYOB Kit™ turns three ordinary 5-gallon buckets into a low-waste feeder, a leak-resistant waterer, and a comfy nesting box—without paying for flimsy plastic or “starter systems” that start problems. Install with a drill, fill, and get back to living your life while the birds admire your budget engineering.
2 × Poultry Pro Feeder Ports – Keeps feed dry and cuts waste by blocking the beak-and-fling routine.
1 × Poultry Pro Waterer Port – Clean, leak-resistant hydration so soggy bedding isn’t your personality.
1 × Happy Hen Nesting Bucket Kit – Cozy, enclosed lay space for those first “holy crap, there’s an egg!” moments.
Buckets not included. Sanity, however, is.
Backyard keepers who’d rather build it right than buy it twice, new flock owners leveling up from scatter feed and tip-over bowls, and anyone who likes saving money almost as much as they like outsmarting chicken chaos.
Three 5-gallon buckets (food-grade recommended) + lids
Drill + hole saw (size per port manufacturer’s instructions)
Marker/tape measure, and a bit of sandpaper to smooth edges
Mounting block/stand or brackets (optional) to set height
Mark & drill. Measure and mark holes on two buckets for feeder ports and on one bucket for the waterer port. Drill with a hole saw; de-burr edges.
Install ports. Insert each port and secure per instructions. Set the feeder ports so the openings sit at bird back height; set the waterer port low enough for easy sipping but high enough to avoid bedding.
Nesting bucket. Lay a bucket sideways on a shelf or bracket with a slight upward tilt at the opening (to keep eggs from rolling). Add nesting material (shavings or straw).
Fill & test. Add feed, add water, snap lids on, and check for leaks/spills. Adjust height so birds reach—don’t shovel.
Daily rhythm. Top off as needed; wipe ports weekly; refresh nesting material when your hens redecorate.
Less waste, less mess. Ports funnel beaks, not bulldozers.
Dry stays dry. Lidded buckets + waterer port = fewer swamp vibes.
Nest they’ll actually use. Enclosed space feels safe; eggs stay cleaner.
Modular. Add another feeder bucket for big flocks or separate mixes.
Rinse ports and buckets with mild soap; rinse thoroughly. Keep the water bucket out of direct blazing sun to slow algae. In freezing weather, move the waterer to a protected area or use a safe heater (not included).
Works with standard 5-gallon buckets; food-grade is best for feed/water.
Hole saw size and hardware steps vary by port model—follow the included instructions for your ports.
Not a freeze-proof system; manage water accordingly in winter.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“If you’ve got three buckets and a drill, you’ve got no excuse for overpriced junk.”