Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

BYOB Kit™ – Bring Your Own Buckets (and Build Your Own Setup)

You’ve got buckets. We’ve got the gear. The BYOB Kit™ turns three ordinary 5-gallon buckets into a low-waste feeder, a leak-resistant waterer, and a comfy nesting box—without paying for flimsy plastic or “starter systems” that start problems. Install with a drill, fill, and get back to living your life while the birds admire your budget engineering.

What’s Included

  • 2 × Poultry Pro Feeder Ports – Keeps feed dry and cuts waste by blocking the beak-and-fling routine.

  • 1 × Poultry Pro Waterer Port – Clean, leak-resistant hydration so soggy bedding isn’t your personality.

  • 1 × Happy Hen Nesting Bucket Kit – Cozy, enclosed lay space for those first “holy crap, there’s an egg!” moments.

Buckets not included. Sanity, however, is.

Who It’s For

Backyard keepers who’d rather build it right than buy it twice, new flock owners leveling up from scatter feed and tip-over bowls, and anyone who likes saving money almost as much as they like outsmarting chicken chaos.

What You’ll Need (Not Included)

  • Three 5-gallon buckets (food-grade recommended) + lids

  • Drill + hole saw (size per port manufacturer’s instructions)

  • Marker/tape measure, and a bit of sandpaper to smooth edges

  • Mounting block/stand or brackets (optional) to set height

Setup (Quick Guide)

  1. Mark & drill. Measure and mark holes on two buckets for feeder ports and on one bucket for the waterer port. Drill with a hole saw; de-burr edges.

  2. Install ports. Insert each port and secure per instructions. Set the feeder ports so the openings sit at bird back height; set the waterer port low enough for easy sipping but high enough to avoid bedding.

  3. Nesting bucket. Lay a bucket sideways on a shelf or bracket with a slight upward tilt at the opening (to keep eggs from rolling). Add nesting material (shavings or straw).

  4. Fill & test. Add feed, add water, snap lids on, and check for leaks/spills. Adjust height so birds reach—don’t shovel.

  5. Daily rhythm. Top off as needed; wipe ports weekly; refresh nesting material when your hens redecorate.

Why It Works

  • Less waste, less mess. Ports funnel beaks, not bulldozers.

  • Dry stays dry. Lidded buckets + waterer port = fewer swamp vibes.

  • Nest they’ll actually use. Enclosed space feels safe; eggs stay cleaner.

  • Modular. Add another feeder bucket for big flocks or separate mixes.

Care & Cleaning

Rinse ports and buckets with mild soap; rinse thoroughly. Keep the water bucket out of direct blazing sun to slow algae. In freezing weather, move the waterer to a protected area or use a safe heater (not included).

Notes & Fit

  • Works with standard 5-gallon buckets; food-grade is best for feed/water.

  • Hole saw size and hardware steps vary by port model—follow the included instructions for your ports.

  • Not a freeze-proof system; manage water accordingly in winter.

Shipping & Timing

Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those ship separately.)

Clancy Crowed It
“If you’ve got three buckets and a drill, you’ve got no excuse for overpriced junk.”

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