Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Chicken keeping isn’t for the faint of heart—or for the caffeine deprived. Meet your new must-have: the “Still Cluckin’—Barely” tumbler, designed for anyone whose mornings start with rooster drama and end with spilled feed. Crafted from double-walled stainless steel and wrapped in Cluck It All’s signature yellow, this tumbler keeps your coffee hot, your water cold, and your hand steady through the wildest days on the farm.
No more broken mugs in the coop or cold coffee left on the brooder. This is the drinkware built for hands-on chicken chaos. It’s dishwasher-safe (because who has time to hand-wash after chasing hens?), fits in your car’s cup holder, and is tough enough for accidental coop drops. The bold “Still Cluckin’—Barely” slogan isn’t just a joke—it’s a badge of honor for real chicken keepers who show up every day, no matter how loud the flock gets.
Why You’ll Love It:
Keeps drinks hot/cold: Double-wall insulation handles every season
Built for chaos: Drop it, spill it, forget it in the feed room—it’s farm-tested tough
On-the-go: Lid and size fit your car, ATV, or the basket of your favorite feed store cart
Dishwasher safe: Because your to-do list is long enough
Meme-worthy: The bold text gets laughs from anyone who’s ever wrangled a broody hen